The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned crot the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure bokep passion porn in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely porn aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional crot basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At porn Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of memek our bokep nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re crot a sex porn worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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